Stop 1: Las Vegas

The city of “3 hours is enough sleep, right?” and my first Wholefoods experience. Kidnapping. Oh and the Grand Canyon. No biggie.

Stop 2: Julian, California

The town of good makeup, weddings and bonfire s’mores.

Stop 3: Los Angeles

The city of ferris wheels and competitive Jenga.

Stop 4: Orlando

The city of Gatorland.

Stop 5: New Orleans

The city of empty houses and plastic cups in bars.

Stop 6: Charleston

The city of free buses.

Stop 7: Wilmington, NC

The city of Dead Crow Comedy and a big ship.

Stop 8: Washington DC

The city of helicopter flyovers and panda poo (it’s pink).

Stop 9: Baltimore

The city of surprisingly great shit, houseboats and no McNaulty to be seen.

Stop 10: Philadelphia

The city of Phuket reunions and the place they make the money.

Stop 11: New York City

The city of trash, football (the American type) and great bars.

Stop 12: Bedford Hills

The town of recovering from NYC and saunas.

Stop 13: Boston

The last stop. The city of flannel shirts and queues for every restaurant in the city.

In addition, I must add, my two favourite things about America: Walgreens and guacamole.

And all the friends I reunited with along the way.